It may not have the same protective qualities against government mind control, but it is slightly more stylish and comfortable.
Curly Conspiracies Logo Beanie
$20.50Price
• 100% organic cotton
• Breathable lightweight fabric
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• 8.26″ (21 cm) in length
• Head circumference: 15″ (38 cm) when relaxed and up to 19.6″ (50 cm) when stretched